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An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard
and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging,
violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
way of crossing the river.
The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength, courage, and ability to cross this river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was
able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please
God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this
river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row
across the river in about three hours.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so
he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength, courage, and ability to cross this river."
And poof! God turned him into a woman and he walked across
the bridge.
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| Why the English language is
hard to learn. ---------------- We polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. A farm can produce produce. The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse. The soldier decided to desert in the desert. The present is a good time to present the present. At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum. The dove dove into the bushes. I did not object to the object. The insurance for the invalid was invalid. The bandage was wound around the wound. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were too close to the door to close it. The buck does funny things when the does are present. They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number. I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
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